Tuesday, March 1st: The Moon Performs for Free

The Moon’s 52nd Show
Royal Oak (594 Union Ave., Brooklyn)

The Moon Isn’t What It Seems This Tuesday…

Just kidding! It is what it seems. Exactly what it seems. You can take our word for it that this Tuesday, March 1st will be the best show ever. At 8PM, for only zero dollars you can see the finest show in this or any city.

With Our Honest to Goodness Special Guests:

* Jared Logan (10-Foot-Tall Man and Award-Winning Comic)
* Elna Baker (Siamese Twin and Accomplished Storyteller)
* Ben Lerman (A Certified Mind-Reader and Ukelele-Singing Comedian)

And your favorite Moonkids:

Stephanie Fagan, Bryan Condon, Kenny Pickett, Jordan Clifford, Camille Harris and Tim Skinner

So what are you worrying about? Everything’s gonna be fine. Just make sure to get there early because we’re expecting an audience of 12,000 this week and space is very limited!