Time: 3:00 pm - 9:00 pm
Location: Quarter Bar (676 5th Ave., Brooklyn)
Price: Free admission
You might be thinking that robots don’t like the beach, but you’d be dead wrong. Just like us, they like to lie in the sun, play frisbee, frolic in the surf, drink nutcrackers and “”hidden”” beers and annihilate humankind. So we’re celebrating our future robot overlords with a party dedicated to them going to the beach. Hopefully they won’t rust and save all of humanity from their future uprisings…
– We will be spinning some extra robotic jams. We spin beachy jams every week so this is the only part that is in any way unusual.
– We will festoon the already delightful backyard at Quarter Bar with stupid Summer knickknacks, which we will fastidiously reuse so as not to produce any waste.
– We’ll all do our best not to get sunburnt. Use protection.
This Summer, You Don’t Have to Settle is going to be throwing an outdoor dance party every Sunday. Every week we’ll bring you the best Summer songs so you can show off your Summer dance moves with Summer drinks in your Summer goddamned hands. Each week will be a special snowflake of a party with its own spectacular theme.
What is You Don’t Have to Settle, you ask? It’s a collective of Summer-loving DJs who throw parties like Head On and Crazy Since da 90s, and of course this one. Come to us if you want to find out where to go dancing in Brooklyn.
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