EndTimes Productions presents its 7th annual off-Broadway run of Naked Holidays, a darkly comic adult Yuletide variety show filled with live music, dance, short comedy plays and indulgent tidings — all climaxing in a very scantily clad burlesque routine that looks like no Christmas you’ve seen before. This boisterous holiday celebration puts a naked theatrical spin on some of your best-loved winter traditions. In Christmas Village of the Damned, one infected elf spreads a zombie plague through Santa’s workshop. As part of her sensitivity training, Paula Deen bakes latkes under the guidance of Rabbi Hirschfeld in A Very Paula Deen Hanukkah. And in Total Eclipse of the Heart, a lonely and frustrated Mrs. Claus indulges her darkest fantasies while Santa is away delivering toys. The ensemble cast finishes big with The Naked People Play, the traditional full-monty Naked Holidays closer.