Monday, April 22nd: Michael Bay’s Ninja Turtles

Michael Bay’s Ninja Turtles
Union Hall (702 Union St., Brooklyn)
8pm
$6

Give nostalgia the middle finger! Michael Bay’s Ninja Turtles is a live script read of the Ninja Turtles script so bad even Michael Bay refused to make the movie. Join us for the teenage romance of hockey goon Casey Jones and CBS intern April O’Neil that involves some aliens, ninja turtles, the Technodrome and Dimension X. What better way to ruin your childhood on a Monday night!

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