Saturday, August 11th: CHERYL’s 4th Birthday Party

CHERYL’s 4th Birthday Party
The Bell House (149 7th St., Brooklyn)
11pm
$5

Holy SHIT. We are four. How did it happen?! What better way than to spend the day than by driving our FUCKING REAL LIFE PARTY VAN through assorted local car washes, getting it super-shiny-waxy-clean, and then parking it on the dance floor of the BELL HOUSE, where we will blast SANDSTORM nonstop and LOSE OUR MINDS, with all of you amazing people that we love so much.

All we need is our van, some mega-staxxx, an accidental foam party, and ALL OF YOU PEOPLE. Feel free to dress like those fuzzy car wash roller things. Or perhaps that heavy hangy curtain that drapes down and slides all over the place. Or a leather interior with cigarette burns. Or like someone from the 1970’s blaxploitation classic “Car Wash.” Or even a renegade squeegee guy with a pail of dirty water. It’s up to you. Whatever you wanna do, we are here for you.

Featuring a CHERYL FRENZ DJ LINEUP PUMPING HIGH-LEVEL INSANITY YOU CAN’T DENY:
DJ Riv (Off With Their Heads, Islington Mill, UK)
DJ DSO (CHERYL, Owl)
FAKE MONEY (Friends and Lovers)
DJ LEGENDARY BISHOP (Chess, CHERYL)
DJ NICK (CHERYL resident DJ)

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