Saturday, June 2nd: NYC Decentralized Dance Party

Decentralized Dance Party
TBA – check Facebook for location
9pm-1am
Free

We’ve teamed up with Newmindspace in order to return to NYC for another DDP. The theme is Extreme Physical Fitness.

What is a Decentralized Dance Party (DDP)?
The DDP is a portable, battery-powered Party System.
It was invented by Tom and Gary, two gentlemen from Vancouver.
It consists of hundreds of Party people, carrying boomboxes, and a DJ who wears a backpack, containing an FM radio transmitter.

All the boomboxes are tuned into the DJ’s master FM broadcast, resulting in a mobile, synchronized sound system. This portable dance Party roams the night, generating complete awesomeness, street by street and block by block, onto buses and subways, into public fountains and beyond. Inevitably interfacing with the public, together we create an infectious epidemic of fun. A roaming Party adventure that lasts all night long!

THE THEME:
This is a Hardcore Workout-themed Party.
We will burn more collective calories in one night than the Biggest Losers do in a season and the universe will implode.

Our mission is to assemble every single piece of exercise equipment ever invented to help you Shed Pounds and Party Harder, including:
-Abcircle
-AbFlex
-Abdominizer
-AbSculptor
-Aerobislide
-Balance Ball
-BodyBlade
-ChestExpander
-DietPills
-Dr.Ho
-Gut Trimmer
-Hula Hoop
-Mannequin
-NordicTrack
-PogoStick
-Richard Simmons
-Sauna Suits
-ShakeWeight
-StairMaster
-StairClimber
-Stationary bicycle
-Stripper Pole
-ThighBuster
-ThighMaster
-Tiger Blood
-Trampoline
-TummyTrimmer
-WheelChair
-Etc!

We request that you locate all of the items above to add to our Fitness Stockpile and together we will create the craziest Fitness Freakout to ever grace the cosmos.

MUSIC:
The best of the best fat-burning anthems.

DRESS CODE:
Whatever you can burn lots of fat in, including:
Belly-tops, spandex, leg warmers, cross-trainers, sweatpants, sweatbands, headbands, banana, short-shorts, sauna suits, etc.
DO NOT COME TO THIS PARTY WEARING DRAB CLOTHING!!!!
NEON / BRIGHT COLORS ARE MANDATORY!!!!!!

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