Comedian/writer/musician/man-about-town Dave Hill tears the world of literature a new one with Tasteful Nudes, his very first collection of essays, which will be unleashed on an unsuspecting public May 22 via St. Martin’s Press, the popular book company. On May 24, Dave will be showing up at the Bell House, where his cousin works, for a night of mayhem that will include performances from some of NYC’s most incredible comedians and musicians and also Dave, who totally does both of those things so good it’s weird. Dave’s book will be for sale and he will sign the f@#k out of that thing for you. The night will also feature author David Rakoff interviewing Dave, explosives, lowrider cars, Little Michael Jackson, and several other things that most people can’t even handle. Also, as the night wears on, Dave will probably try to make out with you. Okay, that about covers it. You’ve been warned.